Mmmmm!  Used Chocolate Covered Peanuts!  No need to give me anything in return honey-bunches!  The look on your face is thanks enough!  You're welcome my wittle pookey-wookey!

This raises the question though - is this guy serious?  It's just possible that this was intended as a joke.

On the other hand, there are a lot of weird people out there, so it wouldn't surprise me if this were real.

Be Nifty!