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Sorry We Called You A Whore...
Nov 22 2008 2:20pm
Submitted By: Parrot
Category: Unintentionally Funny
Type: Newspaper


Correction: Diane Merchant was incorrectly listed as being fined for prostitution.  Actual charge was failure to stop at a railroad crossing.

Diane, don't be upset.  When the Clerk of Courts Office makes this kind of mistake, the law says that you get a freebie for the charge that you were accused of!  So now you can go ahead and prostitute yourself without fear of further recriminations!

And listen... I think you're a great lookin' gal and I have a few twenties on me.....

Be Nifty!

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