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Oh, Well As Long As You Get Around To It....
Nov 24 2008 11:58pm
Submitted By: Parrot
Category: Unintentionally Funny
Type: Newspaper

Due to circumstances beyond our control, the weather for last week will be included in next week's weather report. We are sorry if this inconveniences any of our readers.

The term "Too Little Too Late" comes to mind...

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The Significance Of Ass
Nov 23 2008 10:09pm
Submitted By: Parrot
Category: Naughty
Type: Photo

Girl wearing a T-Shirt that reads Ass: The Other Vagina

There's no smart alec comment to be made about this shirt. I saved this image to my computer a long time ago and don't know where it's from. I just think that the statement being made in it is extremely nifty.

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Sorry We Called You A Whore...
Nov 22 2008 2:20pm
Submitted By: Parrot
Category: Unintentionally Funny
Type: Newspaper

Correction: Diane Merchant was incorrectly listed as being fined for prostitution. Actual charge was failure to stop at a railroad crossing.

Diane, don't be upset. When the Clerk of Courts Office makes this kind of mistake, the law says that you get a freebie for the charge that you were accused of! So now you can go ahead and prostitute yourself without fear of further recriminations!

And listen... I think you're a great lookin' gal and I have a few twenties on me.....

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Mmmmm... Cinnamon Sticky Sweet Buns!
Nov 21 2008 6:37am
Submitted By: Parrot
Category: Naughty
Type: Sign

Debbies Cinnamon Sticky Sweet buns - sign appears to show a woman's rear end

God damn! Who doesn't want a piece of Debbies lusciously sweet, cinnamon sticky sweet buns?? Debby, bring your delicious buns over this way and let me have a nibble, would you?

On a more serious note though... I'm not exactly sure what this picture was actually supposed to represent. The "Cinnamon Sticky" part is obviously supposed to be the actual baked buns. Is the part above that supposed to be icing? Are they coming out of a bag? Or is that maybe a tongue licking them? And what are those two appendages that look ...

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Revenge Is Sweet
Nov 20 2008 5:52am
Submitted By: Parrot
Category: Funny
Type: Photo

So, you know how when a guy's unfaithful the girl will generally vandalize his property? Well, you might ask what a guy may do in a similar spirit if the girl's unfaithful. I think I've found the answer:

I believe this is the house of Marcy Teddle .

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