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Any Excuse For A Party!
Jul 23 2007 12:00am
Submitted By: Parrot
Category: Strange/Weird
Type: Sign

A Bra Fitting Party?? Man, some people just want to turn everything into a party. And I thought they were reaching when they invented the tupperware party.

The top part confused me at first. They provide wigs and perform breast cancer surgery?? Then I realized that they must mean that they provide things for women undergoing treatment for breast cancer.

But god-damn-it, I still can't get over this idea of having a bra fitting party !

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What Is She Kissing?
Jul 22 2007 12:00am
Submitted By: Parrot
Category: Naughty
Type: Photo

Actually, this is a news photo of golf champion Cristie Kerr. She's kissing a golf trophy here. That bit on the end is obviously a golf ball. What in the world did you think she was kissing?

... You thought she was kissing a WHAT??? Oh, you people make me sick!!!

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The Meaning Of Life
Jul 21 2007 12:00am
Submitted By: Parrot
Category: Interesting
Type: Text

This is a big day. Today I, Parrot, am announcing that I have discovered the meaning of life.

Perhaps you're skeptical, but I assure you it's true. I wrote a program to consult Google, the source of all knowledge. Using a dictionary of about 260,000 English words and sorting out small inapplicable words like "if", "and", "but" etc..., I had the program look up each word's "Googleshare" value to "meaning of life".

If you don't know what a "Googleshare" is, I'll explain what that is in a bit. Right now I know you just want to know what my results were. The word with the highest googleshare of "meaning of life" is:

People - ...

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Spa Prank
Jul 20 2007 12:00am
Submitted By: Parrot
Category: Prank
Type: Video

At a lovely little Japanese ski resort they've set up a special cabin where visitors can relax and be pampered and partake in the use of state of the art massage chairs. But there's something different about the way this cabin was built...

Make sure you watch all the way to the end. The first part is a little funny, but then they step it up a notch.

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We're With You Bessie!
Jul 19 2007 12:00am
Submitted By: Parrot
Category: Unintentionally Funny
Type: Newspaper

Triumphant story about rescuing a cow who had fallen through the ice:

Yes, they were all watching on in fear and hope. That cow's real lucky to have friends who care about her. They were so happy to get her back afterwards that they all went out for burgers.

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