If it's a good model, then this is a great deal!  These things usually cost quite a bit in-store.

Ladies, snatch this one up before somebody else does!  Vibrator's don't grow on trees,  you know!

Be Nifty!

Mommmmy!!! Can I have a haircut ADVENTURE??!!??

I'm not sure what would constitute a haircut adventure... no matter how you dress it up kids are still not going to want to get their hair cut.  They can see through this kind of deception pretty easily.

But I guess you've got to give parents hope.

In any case, keep on being nifty!

Mmmmm!  Used Chocolate Covered Peanuts!  No need to give me anything in return honey-bunches!  The look on your face is thanks enough!  You're welcome my wittle pookey-wookey!

This raises the question though - is this guy serious?  It's just possible that this was intended as a joke.

On the other hand, there are a lot of weird people out there, so it wouldn't surprise me if this were real.

Be Nifty!